The Panic! The Panic!
2003-07-03, 12:31 p.m.

Wanna see a pretty low-maintenance kind of gal become extremely high maintenance? Send her on vacation.

Lord have mercy. I am full on in The Panic. Which is why Matt loves to go on holiday with me. Because I make it so easy breezy beautiful, running around the house whimpering "Oh jeeeez. Oh jeeeez." Yeah, I'm good like that.

So the last thing I have time to do is blog away but here I am. For all my adoring fans. Don't say I never gave you anything.

In summary, a few points:

1)I'm getting 3 more united at the privates out the way on the Matt and Michele United States Fuck Tour. Good times. The goddamn list.

2)I am so exciting for Picture Time--of course I will take fife thousant rolls of pics and come back with 3 acceptable photos. Cuz I no saavy with the didgy yet. Good times.

3)But the main reason why I am all Rocky Mountain High is becausin my girl Jenzy will be joining us in Wyoming for a good part of our trip. Let me explain, I'm not really a lesbian, I just play one on TV. But if I were, Jenzy would be my lovah. I adore the very hairs on her head. She will make the vacation the Taliban. I have no doubt of it.

OK, folks, I must go shove my face in a brown paper bag to curb the hyperventilating. Kisses to all. And to all, a good night.