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Latest Entries:

I Ain't Ded Yit - Sunday, Feb. 27, 2005

I'm Jack's Total Lack of Courage - Monday, Feb. 14, 2005

God Save The Queen - Tuesday, Feb. 08, 2005

Gah! - Tuesday, Feb. 01, 2005

No, Really. - Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2005


yesterday, all my troubles
onward christian soldier
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back in the day
the time is now
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challah at me
charmed, i'm sure
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righteous gentile
scratch
scribble
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i get high with a little help
the establishment
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Hot Breaking News
2003-09-05, 1:49 p.m.

Woman Assaults Elderly Man With A Frying Pan

Mint Hill Police have warrants for Joni Robinson Hayes. Hayes assaulted a 65-year-old man in Mint Hill on August 22 with a frying pan. She is also accused of using the man's ATM card and stealing his 1985 Buick Century with North Carolina tags RPS-4076. Anyone with information is asked to call the Mint Hill Police Department at 704-545-1085.

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