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I'ma Break It Down
2004-03-10, 6:18 p.m.

Number of:

Doctors I have seen in last two weeks: 7

Days I spent laying on my back : 8

Times I have vomited: 5

Neck surgeries recommended: 1

Years of birth celebrated by the dude who wheeled me around the hospital: 92

Friends/family I saw while in NYC: 2.5

Friends/family I intended to visit while in NYC: 11

Hours spent in the car: 24

Meals I have eaten at McDonalds: 5

Pizza bingings: 3

Chocolate bars eaten with the claim "I'm under Doctor's orders!": 7

Pounds I have gained since this time last year: 12

Times I have said "I got a van down by the river": 39

Times I have started to write a journal entry and then deleted: 4

Shoulda been 5, yes? Basical.

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