Ho-Boy
2004-10-01, 9:20 a.m.

-----Original Message-----
From: Jones
Sent: Friday, October 01, 2004 9:14 AM
To: Caristo, Scott
Subject: Ho-boy

Yesterday is a prime example of why I sometimes worry about myself. For reals. You know, anything different from the norm sends my heart RACING and I'm all *Marlene* crazy stupid with le panic plus the added benefit of screaming and crying. WTF, mate? I know I wasn't what you'd call a stable person before? But jesus, mary, and jo jo dancer, my mind is calling.

Anyway, the scenario was that Matt was offered a job by his old boss who now works in Naples, FL. And you know how The Kid gets when an idea excites him? He is soooooooo exciting. So he was all, *fife thousant miles per second* I'ma have to move by November 1 and you can stay there in Charlotte and bahdeedeedahdahdo and my mind went *snapcracklepopKAPOW!* And the funny part is that I'm not even THAT opposed to moving down there - I mean, I am opposed to it, but not enough to fire ze missiles, ya know?

So long story longer, I don't think we're really considering it at all, but JK's excitement + MJo's Panic = Danger Will Robinson. So anyway, that explains my phone call to you yesterday. Sorry. I just haven't been myself lately - I'd go into that some but then you'd have to start charging me for intensive therapy sessions and we can't have that, now can we?

*moving on*

I hope you saw some of the debate last night because Dubya's Angry Face? It's the new black! I spent a half-hour after the debate (while the Bush's spinners were like, "Yeah, I don't think the President showed TOO much that he was a C student") standing in front of the mirror trying to replicate the Angry Face. Pursed lips and pinchedpinchedpinched eyes, I have down, but I'm still missing something in it's re-creation. I'm really going to have to perfect it before we have kids. Maybe it's that "Go git a switch to whip you with, Junior" mentality that I'm missing in trying to make the Angry Face? We'll see. I can't begin to explain how funny this face is, so I really hope you saw it.

Udder dan dat, sprinklers were put in successful yesterday. I made them rush to do it because we were having the lawn aerated and seeded today. Course the sprinklers went off at 5am this morning since I don't know my ass from my elbow and now the yard is one big mud pool and the lawn people came and said, Ummm, no. So now they won't do the job until Monday. I'm good like that.

Apparently, this email is Installment One of my life story? Solly! Actual, maybe I'ma post it on Slummy because it's the most I've written in two weeks and I don't see me working up the motivation to write some more. Maybe I shouldn't have unilaterally decided (see how political I'm becoming?) to take myself off all my anti-depressants and anxiety meds? Ha! Might need to slow down in that process, I'd say.

Anyway, loving jews as usual. Sorry for being so insane lately. Meow.

pesos (ba dum dum)
M

----- Original Message -----
From: Caristo, Scott
To: Jones
Sent: Friday, October 01, 2004 9:15 AM
Subject: RE: Ho-boy

Which brings me back to the number five.

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Precis.