Shortest Entry Evah
Tuesday, Dec. 07, 2004, 5:49 p.m.

Gahhhh. I know I need to update but Allah have mercy, my back is still bronken and I did all my Christmas shopping in two days time. That's neither here nor there but I wanted to say that so I could hear *records shattering worldwide.* Hokay, I promise that tomorrow, after my chiro appt. in the am (desperate times, bebe) and my lunch date with my drug dealer, I will give you more than this paltry entry. In the meantime, however, because it is time-sensitive, I felt the need to let you know of a "Do Not Miss" opportunity tonight on Trio. They are playing "Brilliant But Cancelled" television and what to my wondering eyes did appear? But Cop Rock (and a six pack of beer). If you have no idea what I'm ranting about, then clearly you were not among the 17 nationwide viewers of this program in 1990, and perhaps rightly so. But people people people. It's The Shield of La Mancha. It's Law and Order: The Musical. It's NYPD Blues, sing 'em baby, Blues. If you'll just preview "He's Guilty" on the above link, and understand that this is done in the context of cop-killing and babymamas sellin' their chil'ren for two-hundred dollah, then you'll have an inkling of the gem that is being shined for you tonight (and the rest of the week) on TRIO. All's I'm gonna do is give you one quote from a reviewer to see if I can sway you: "Deeply Silly." And there you have it.

Hennyway, until tomorrow, enjoy.